<html><body>Dimensional Merchant:<br>
Greetings, traveler.<br1>
Greetings, adventurer! I know I may look strange to you, but I have traveled through time and space, scouring the corners of reality, to bring you the finest wares in all the land. <br1>
My agents are collecting rarities, trinkets, and treasures the likes of which you have never seen. They have not yet returned, but as soon as they do, I will be open for business.<br1>
Visit me again...
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